noun: an immersive character performer who enhances a spectator’s experience, through interactive play and multi-faceted disciplines including; song, dance, improvisation, circus, burlesque and drag. synonyms: thespian, artiste, artist, entertainer, trouper

ENJOY 5O% OFF YOUR FOOD BILL WHEN YOU BOOK IN ADVANCE AND JOIN US AT THE TABLE THROUGHOUT JANUARY. To thank our dearest diners, dancers & partners in debauchery, we’re offering 50% SCHLOFF breakfast, lunch & dinner throughout January to start the New Year as we mean to go on. 

Every week our Promenaders & Haus Band take on a new theme at the Schloss. From surrealist new world's of Mad Max, Schloss Airways, OuttaSpace, Studio 54, Ski Season, Wonderland & even most recently, Whoville - it seems there's no boundaries or limitations to what we can create at our Haus.

The impeccable tastes of our resident Schloss DJ's; perfectly suited to your every mood or meal, Will Tramp! Jonjo Jo , DJ Paulette and more...

To officially launch the winter party season, for one night only we will be showcasing all artistes, vocalists and live musicians from all seven nights of our entertainment programme. It's Showtime!

Join us upon the tables at Albert’s Schloss on New Years Eve for our finest night of wonderment to date. Reminisce on the year we’ve shared and celebrate in true Schloss spirits with all night debauchery & live entertainment.

In anticipation of La Discotheque's 1st Birthday upstairs at the Albert Hall on November 25th we had a natter with forever House & Disco lover, Dj Joey Negro, who will be joining us for our most extravagant birthday party to date. 

Come one, come all, as Kunst Kabaret presents its most enchanting evening yet; Albert’s Halloween Zircus! Awaken your darkest curiosity and succumb to the Kabaret’s wicked charm this Halloween as our fourth troupe take to the stage.

October 12, 2017


WINTERMARCHEN (High German / Bavarian): Translation - Noun / A dark winter fairy tale- Expression / Colloquial term used to describe the perfect winter's day.

The Munich Beer Festival or Oktoberfest, is the largest festival in the world. Every year over 6 million beer lovers descend on Munich to enjoy the fruits of the heralded Bavarian breweries...and have a party!