NYE AT ALBERT’S SCHLOSS, OUR MOST ANTICIPATED SHOW YET! Join us upon the tables at Albert’s Schloss on New Years Eve for our finest night of wonderment to date. Reminisce on the year we’ve shared and celebrate in true Schloss spirits with all night debauchery & live entertainment from Baby Grand Slam, Kunst Kabaret, Slippery … Continued

WENN DER ZIRKUS KOMMT Come one, come all, as Kunst Kabaret presents its most enchanting evening yet; Albert’s Halloween Zircus! Awaken your darkest curiosity and succumb to the Kabaret’s wicked charm this Halloween as our fourth troupe take to the stage. Be bewitched from 9pm as the dazzling multi-disciplined Zircus artistes, lead by Johnny Macaulay … Continued

October 12, 2017


WINTERMARCHEN (High German / Bavarian) Translation – Noun / A dark winter fairy tale – Expression / Colloquial term used to describe the perfect winter’s day / scene The 2017 Christmas party season at Albert’s Schloss will be our greatest show of all. Our entertainment team have curated our finest ever programme; from extreme dark cabaret, … Continued

GARTEN COCKTAILS // RIOT JAZZ //  BOHEMIAN GYPSIES & MORE To herald the Spring Bank Holiday, we’ve put together a bloomin’ marvellous weekend of pure springtime debauchery. So join us as Albert goes into bloom. BLOOMIN’ MARVELLOUS First things first, our new drinks menu will come into fruition on Thursday 25th May. Inspired by the … Continued

1 STAGE // 2 PIANOS // ENDLESS REQUESTS We LOVE live music and a little razzmatazz in our Haus. 6 weeks ago, after some serious blood, sweat, tears & dedication we launched our new weekly Wednesday night party, Baby Grand Slam. A night of free live entertainment where you can dance on the tables until the early hours … Continued

A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY At the age of 18, Queen Victoria came to the throne. Over the course of her reign her popularity grew, as she continued to show strength and courage, surviving seven attempts that were made on her life. Prince Albert (our namesake) and his beloved Queen Victoria banged out a grand … Continued

Our team of disco divas sure know how to put on a party for all you pleasure seekers out there and alas, three whole days of glorious, guilt-free entertainment set out like a sweet-treat trail of discovery at your favourite retreat. Expect the hottest DJs, live music, mischief & mayhem. Royal debauchery guaranteed! FREITAG WISH YOU … Continued

LOVE BIRDS After banging out no less than 9 children, it’s hard to think of a more loved up couple than Prince Albert (our namesake) and his beloved Queen Victoria. In fact, when Albert passed away, Victoria was so distraught that she wore black, every day for 40 years! Bless ‘em! These epic Victorian love … Continued

SANTA IS COMING! I KNOW HIM! Prepare yourself for some Christmas magic, even if you have seen this movie 4,783.246,743 times, you will NEVER have experienced it like this before. Our dear friends upstairs in Manchester’s Albert Hall are bringing the loudest and most festive Christmas house party this side of the Arctic Circle to … Continued

SCHLOSS TURNS ONE How the blazes did a whole year go by since we opened up the palace gates? It’s been a rather beautiful blur since last October and we’ve loved every minute. We are very proud of the whole gang and what a team we have. From bass players to bakers, dancers to DJs, beer masters to baristas, sausage stuffers to sequin … Continued