WHISH YOU WERE HERE We’ll be joining forces with Jameson Irish Whiskey for lashings of liquid luck this St Patrick’s Day. Forget the week’s woes and join us for a wee wild one. Simply sip the Irish nectar, be merry and forget about the consequences.   A WEE JIG Whilst the whiskey kicks in, be … Continued

A KUNST SHAPED HOLE One would assume our festive guests quite fancied das Kunst Kabaret? One may also assume that a Kunst shaped hole has developed in many a Manchester heart since the curtain fell on Kunst Kabaret for its final time in December. 12 weeks truly flew by; word spread like wild fire, crowds … Continued

PROMENADER noun: an immersive character performer who enhances a spectator’s experience, through interactive play and multi-faceted disciplines including; song, dance, improvisation, circus, burlesque and drag. synonyms: thespian, artiste, artist, entertainer, trouper A category of colourful, crazy, wonderful, ridiculous, impromptu characters that sometimes came from a small seed of an idea, or otherwise came from time … Continued

Every week our Promenaders & Haus Band take on a new theme at the Schloss. From surrealist new world’s of Mad Max, Schloss Airways, OuttaSpace, Studio 54, Ski Season, Wonderland & even most recently, Whoville – it seems there’s no boundaries or limitations to what we can create at our Haus. In order to fully … Continued

ONE NIGHT ONLY   TUESDAY 21ST NOVEMBER To officially launch the winter party season, for one night only we will be showcasing all artistes, vocalists and live musicians from all seven nights of our entertainment programme. All on stage together for one glorious night… and rather epic party! We are inviting our dearest friends and … Continued

NYE AT ALBERT’S SCHLOSS, OUR MOST ANTICIPATED SHOW YET! Join us upon the tables at Albert’s Schloss on New Years Eve for our finest night of wonderment to date. Reminisce on the year we’ve shared and celebrate in true Schloss spirits with all night debauchery & live entertainment from Baby Grand Slam, Kunst Kabaret, Slippery … Continued

WENN DER ZIRKUS KOMMT Come one, come all, as Kunst Kabaret presents its most enchanting evening yet; Albert’s Halloween Zircus! Awaken your darkest curiosity and succumb to the Kabaret’s wicked charm this Halloween as our fourth troupe take to the stage. Be bewitched from 9pm as the dazzling multi-disciplined Zircus artistes, lead by Johnny Macaulay … Continued

October 12, 2017


WINTERMARCHEN (High German / Bavarian) Translation – Noun / A dark winter fairy tale – Expression / Colloquial term used to describe the perfect winter’s day / scene The 2017 Christmas party season at Albert’s Schloss will be our greatest show of all. Our entertainment team have curated our finest ever programme; from extreme dark cabaret, … Continued

GARTEN COCKTAILS // RIOT JAZZ //  BOHEMIAN GYPSIES & MORE To herald the Spring Bank Holiday, we’ve put together a bloomin’ marvellous weekend of pure springtime debauchery. So join us as Albert goes into bloom. BLOOMIN’ MARVELLOUS First things first, our new drinks menu will come into fruition on Thursday 25th May. Inspired by the … Continued

1 STAGE // 2 PIANOS // ENDLESS REQUESTS We LOVE live music and a little razzmatazz in our Haus. 6 weeks ago, after some serious blood, sweat, tears & dedication we launched our new weekly Wednesday night party, Baby Grand Slam. A night of free live entertainment where you can dance on the tables until the early hours … Continued