Schwarzwald \\ Noun \ (High German) ‘The Black Forest’ ROARING FIRES EMERALD GREENS BLACK FOREST FRUITS MONKEY 47 WINTER GIN LIGHTS WILL LEAD THE WAY BLACK FOREST DRINKING AWAITS…   The Heart of the Forest Bounded by the Rhine Valley, the Black Forest region is renowned for its natural beauty, purity and abundance of botanicals. … Continued

October 25, 2018


RAVISH IN THE LAST OF 2018 Celebrate the year’s finer things, those foolish mistakes we made after a few too many Pilsners and kiss the year goodnight at our haus this year. We’re still all shook up over the marvellous year we’ve shared; our hottest ever Summer, Grand Tour to Oktoberfestival, Wunderbar and our upcoming … Continued

Launching Monday 1st October. Get ready to go ‘Back to Mein’. Every week a special guest DJ, musician, presenter or performance artist will take over the Schloss to play their personal record collection. Anything goes. AN INTIMATE AFFAIR We’re thrilled to announce our first guest ‘curator,’ Andrew Weatherall, will be spinning through his eclectic record … Continued

We’re celebrating Pride in Manchester, our vibrant city, the fabulous humans that inhabit it and that naughty extra day off work. Albert’s Schloss’ August Spank Holiday ist glittering, gorgeous and about to bring out the devil in the lot of us. A ROYAL RIOT Friday RIOT JAZZ DJ RICH REASON Carnival dancers by Carmina Events … Continued

THE FINISH LINE IST IN SIGHT The world’s most famous cycling race, Tour de France, will see a dramatic end on the 29th July as riders enter Paris to complete a lap of honour across the Champs-Élysées with one rider entering Paris victorious in the yellow jersey. The Bier Palace will stage a very special … Continued

“No hour of life is lost that is spent in the saddle.” ~ Winston Churchill ALBERT’S RADLERS – TOUR DE SCHLOSS Inspired by the classic cycling routes of continental Europe, your palace has created Tour de Schloss, an exclusive cycling route designed for all ages and abilities. With a scenic, urban and fun route, the … Continued

Fathering 9 offspring, it’s almost impossible to imagine that our dear Prince Albert had the time for a little pamper whilst raising the royal gaggle, even on Father’s Day. At Schloss, we believe this to be utter ludicrousy! Any sterling Father deserves a right proper looking after, some quality ‘he’ time and an ice cold … Continued

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! To celebrate the royal matrimony of Prince Harry & Ms. Meghan Markle, we joyfully invite you to the wunderbar wedding extravaganza of the year. From 9am Thursday, our doors will open for guests to indulge in a myriad of treats to mark the occasion, including, royal wedding breakfasts, Silver Service, Royales … Continued

Kunst Kabaret has become our fair city’s most renowned and lavish evening since its first curtain call last September. This Tuesday we invite you to extend our inner circle for another evening of debauchery, release and amorous entertainment. Oh ja! With our eccentric squad of neo-burlesque performers ever increasing, our extreme Kabaret has never been … Continued

  THE ROYALE EASTER LINE-UP Rise and rise again as you join us for six days of glorious bank holiday Easter frolicking, debauchery and indecency. May the next six days of your life be blessed with fine food, sweet indulgence and tabletop dancing.   FUEL FOR THE FIRE To party on an empty belly ist … Continued